Category: humour
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Pink Eye
I took a photo of my eyes a few weeks ago in all their teary, weepy, oozy pinkness. I had a bad case of conjunctivitis. I planned on posting the picture with info about the “dos and don’ts of eye infections.” However, it cleared up and I deleted the repulsive pic. You’re welcome. So guess…
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Linked In Shame
We’re all subjected to the sting of embarrassment. We may flounder amid an awkward silence or flush in the face of a social slip up. It happens. It seems to happen to me a lot. I have a knack for saying the wrong thing—a joke falls flat or I call someone by the…
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Happy Birthing Day
At the end of the school year, our family went to the annual Fun Fair. It was the usual fair fare; games, cotton candy, raffles, a bouncy castle. There was also an inflatable tunnel. My child handed over his ticket, went in, crawled around and eventually attempted to exit. He got stuck. Somebody had to…
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Gotta Run
I haven’t exactly been sticking to the training schedule for the 10 km race my husband and I signed up for. Correction: HE signed us up for. Seriously, why is running (unless you’re late for a spa appointment or being chased by an angry squirrel) ever necessary?? Oh right. My butt. That’s why. …
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BUSY is The New Four Letter Word?
I’m busy. So very busy. I can’t believe how busy I am. And he’s so busy. And she’s too busy. And don’t even bother with them, they’re really quite busy. And things aren’t going to suddenly get less busy. Unless you become incarcerated. Or you slip into a coma. Work, kids, activities, social engagements, chores,…