Category: humour
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We’re Fancakes of This Pancakes Song
Today is Shrove Tuesday—also known as Fat Tuesday. *looks down at muffin top in shock and awe* We’re not Catholic. As far as religion goes, we fall in the “heathen” category. When people tell me to go to hell, I grin smugly because I know there is no such place. Other than Costco on a Sunday…
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(Eye) Glasses Half Full
One of the best and somewhat unexpected benefits of being a parent is the comic relief. Parenting is hilarious. Kids have an exceptional sense of comedic timing that I think we lose as we get older. Maybe the funny moments come easier to them because they are free of inhibitions or they aren’t weighed down…
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This Post Is Nothing But Negativity. Sorry In Advance.
Warning: There is an X-rated-ish photo at the end of this post. I try not to whine too much online and most of the stories I share here on this blog have {hopefully} a silver lining kind of message. But man, sometimes a gal just has to vent. It probably doesn’t help that I’ve…
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Frivolous Facts Friday…
The kids are still asleep and I’m up writing to clear the cobwebs from my brian. Oh my god. Brain. Not brian. I do not have cobwebs in my brian. I don’t even know Brian. Before we get this day started…. this bless-ed PD Day where both kids are home expecting to be nurtured…
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Just Add Salt…
If a girl has PMS she’s going to crave a salty snack. If she craves a salty snack she will rifle through the cupboards in search of a snack like chips or crackers. If she rifles through the cupboards looking for a snack she’ll remember that she committed to a ridiculous agreement with her…