Category: Love

  • I Lied To My Child About Back To School For A Good Reason

    I Lied To My Child About Back To School For A Good Reason

    Today may have been a mistake. Maybe it wasn’t? But it certainly felt wrong at the time. But maybe it ended up okay after all?? I’m second guessing the crap out of my parenting choices these days. We’re keeping our youngest home from school this fall. We were rock solid in our decision. But now…

  • Happy Marriage Advice

    Happy Marriage Advice

    You are getting married tomorrow!! Holy *$%#!! Yesterday you were just a little thing, sitting on your big cousin’s lap… my tweed-gaucho-pant-lap. Let’s not even discuss the neon Aztec print sweater and banana clipped spiral perm. And now you’re all grown up, soon to be a bride. It breaks my heart that I’m not going…

  • My Love For You Grows and Grows…

    My Love For You Grows and Grows…

    Moms who gush about their kids online and in person are annoying. The sun rises and sets on your babies. Your little angels are perfect in every way—sweetness and light personified. We get it. That said…. OHMYGOD I love my children!! They make anything else I’ve done in my life pale in comparison. My stomach…

  • Goosebumps and Shivers

    Goosebumps and Shivers

      Shiver me timbers, nothing beats a good back ticklin’. My love of ‘the shivers’ has been transferred to my children. Every night as we assume the cuddle position, one of the kids whispers, “Dot-Dot-Line-Line Mummy.”  Anyone remember this childhood rhyme or did my somewhat twisted family make it up? The {non-twisted} version goes: Dot,…