Tag: Fat Ass

  • Here, Have A Cupcake or Ten

    Here, Have A Cupcake or Ten

    You know the unspoken rule, “Choose ugly friends and end up looking great by comparison.” Well, I obviously forgot this golden rule because my girlfriends are stupidly good looking. Fit, well dressed, dewy skinned, shiny haired bitches. All of them. How can I possibly hope to be the centre of attention with them getting in…