Tag: sleep deprivation

  • Warning: This Post May Put You To Sleep….

    Warning: This Post May Put You To Sleep….

    Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated.   Nothin’ to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated…   To clarify, The Ramones want to be sedated. I do not. At all. In fact, the idea of being sedated seriously freaks me out. I’m not talking about urban legend scenarios where you’re…

  • Zombies Are People Too

    Zombies Are People Too

    Today I planned to write about my interview…the one I was so excited/nervous/hopeful about and the email I received informing me I was “unsuccessful in the interview process.” And that I suck. And should leave the teaching profession forever and never look back. And that I’d be better suited working at a McDonald’s drive-thru than…

  • Are You Sleeping, Are You Sleeping, Brother John? Cuz We’re Not

    Are You Sleeping, Are You Sleeping, Brother John? Cuz We’re Not

    There’s a reason why new parents obsessively discuss their child’s sleep routine. Did the imp sleep through the night? How was their nap? Is your baby a “good sleeper?” These conversations stem from true desperation. An exhausted sleep deprived adult if not properly caffeinated will soon look like this. Especially on Hump Day.  Our daughter has always…